Malcolm Kelner

Malcolm Kelner is an actor, writer, and comedian. Born and raised in Minnesota, he graduated from Emerson College in Boston. Prominently featured alongside Jennifer Lopez in This Is Me... Now (2024), he is best known for his role as Bartender in Obsession (2025), in which he was cast by Curry Barker after acting and writing in That’s A Bad Idea comedy sketches for years. Malcolm's satirical milking of the minimal role turned it into a viral meme on social media, where he has 300k combined followers.