William Stitt

William Stitt. Writer: The Metanoid. William Stitt is a writer working primarily in animated comedy. He is a cretinous goon who spends most of his time brushing up on the latest tabloid conspiracy theories, attempting to make contact with extraterrestrials and spreading dirty rumors about D-list celebrities. William smells faintly like a dead raccoon that has been left out to fester in the baking sun.