Matt Bratschi

Matt Bratschi. Writer: Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Matt Bratschi was found wandering in a field of shitake mushrooms at the tender age of 54. He couldn't figure out how to reverse engineer his life so he joined the most famous marching band of all (that doesn't exist), The Most Famous Marching Band Of All That Doesn't Exist. He didn't play an instrument but he was great at...